Friday, 14 July 2017

Funny Love Quotes

Funny Love Quotes

1. The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.

2. I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.

3. Yes I have a dirty mind and right now you're running through it naked.

4. I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

5. Don't break someone's heart, they have only one. Break their bones they have 206 of them.

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6. Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.

7. I love you for your personality but that dick sure is a bonus.

8. We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows, you're hot and I want to be on top of you.

9. I didn't want to fall in love, not at all but at some point you smiled and holy shit I blew it.

10. Being single doesn't mean that you know nothing about love. sometimes, being solo is wiser than being in a false relationship.

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11. I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.

12. They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh. But every time she laughs i'm the one who falls in love.

13. I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

14. I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me?

15. Besides chocolate you're my favorite.

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16. I don't care if you're sick. I'll kiss you because you're worth catching a cold over.

17. I promise to love you even through football season.

18. The human body is 90% water so we're basically just cucumbers with anxiety.

19. Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.

20. I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet.

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21. Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.

22. You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

23. The perfect boyfriend doesn't drink, smoke, cheat or exist.

24. Life is too short to wear boring clothes.

25. Love is being stupid together.

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26. When I first met you, I honestly didn't know you were gonna be this important to me.

27. Loyalty & Orgasms that's all she wants. And food don't forget the food.

28. You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

29. Do you know what would look good on you? Me!

30. Anyone can make you happy by doing something special. But, only someone special can make you happy without doing anything.

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